Top 10 Science Jokes as Told by Stephen Hawking

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /></div> Stephen Hawking may be best known as a physicist, cosmologist and one of the world's smartest people, but these videos are proof he should add 'comedian' to his already robust résumé.<br /> <br /> <strong>10.</strong> <em><strong>Why are books about anti-gravity such good reads?</strong></em><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Ml0dTQrMRZ0" width="420"></iframe></center> <center> </center> <strong>9. <em>What does a subatomic duck say?</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9TSiRWs81tk" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>8. <em>Higgs Boson walks into a church...</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/VXMb-vh5f-4" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>7. <em>What did Mars say to Saturn?</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/c5bY7_MuOSk" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>6.<em> What is a black hole?</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9b6BgQ8E2Ak" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>5.<em>Two atoms were walking across the road...</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ctUiqrKA6JQ" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>4. <em>A neutron walks into a bar...</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Kivq1yQghjw" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>3. <em>Why does the noble gas always cry?</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/01eufoHB6QM" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>2. <em> Knock, knock...</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Q3SSdKf1TrE" width="420"></iframe></center> <strong>1. <em>Two satellites got married...</em></strong><br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/u0ZgedSFMJ8" width="420"></iframe></center> Stem Cell Universe with Stephen Hawking<em> airs Monday, February 3 at 10/9c on <a href="http://www.sciencechannel.com/" target="_blank">Science Channel</a>.</em></div>

Top 10 Science Jokes as Told by Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking may be best known as a physicist, cosmologist and one of the world's smartest people, but these videos are proof he s...

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